Funny lines about dating

Best & Funny Chat-Up Lines That Actually

If you don’t have a girlfriend, it means someone has two of them. Remember, if a girl gave you a key to her heart; don’t be so lucky, to she will change the locks. If during a date a girl starts looking down – it means she likes him.

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The way you want it to be – I can’t do any longer and the way I want – you wouldn’t like.

Best & <b>Funny</b> Chat-Up <b>Lines</b> That Actually

Dating and Romance - Reel Life Wisdom

Why the buttons on men’s clothes are on the rht and women’s on the left? I married him.” A praise for you girlfriend: Your chromosomes have combined beautifully. When he offered her to be his girlfriend, she felt from a chair and was running around the room from happiness. Sometimes the best way to attract someone’s attention is to pay no attention to someone. A woman to a man during a slow dance: Is there a gun in your pocket or you’re just happy that we met? If you keep persuading a woman for too long, she will think that talking is the only thing you are good at.

Funny Pick-Up Line Sticky Notes - The Dating Divas

Elementary my dear Watson, it’s easier to button up with the rht hand. Miss, where did you buy these thin and curved pantyhose? When your ex says “you’ll never find anyone like me” reply with “that’s the point”. Dear prince on a white horse, if you won’t show up soon, I will start dating with that stupid goat with the new Mercedes. Other funny sayings, similar to dating sayings you may find in categories: If you know a great funny saying about dating, or you have a whole story that happened for you – please share it with community.

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